The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.